“This plaster will outlive me. I shape these rooms but in turn they have moulded me. Hiding secrets. Weak spots made to look strong.”
Meet Danny, plastering since he was a kid, he’s not scared of anything, he’s RUM. Danny’s been up all night and now he’s rushing to finish a job before he has to give the speech of his life.
RUM is a darkly humorous and powerful new play that wrestles with masculinity, mental health and addiction in the trade.
Written and performed by Joe Mallalieu and directed by Tess Seddon, this powerful play is returning to tour the UK in 2026 following successes at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2024 (winner of Broadway Baby’s
Bobby Award) and a UK Tour in 2025.
We are proudly partnered with ANDYSMANCLUB, a men’s suicide prevention charity who offer free to attend peer-to-peer support groups for men aged over 18 across the UK and online.
WINNER – Broadway Baby Bobby Award 2024
“Mallalieu’s storytelling is captivating and impassioned” ★★★★★ Broadway Baby
“Grafting through the grief, a beautifully vulnerable, and nuanced portrayal of the psychology rooted in working-class masculinity” ★★★★★ North West End
“A powerful, intimate play” ★★★★ The Reviews Hub
“Dazzlingly authentic” ★★★★ The Scotsman
- RUNNING TIME1 hour 5 minutes (no interval)
- AGE RECOMMENDATIONSuitable for ages 16+
- TICKETS£15 | £13
- VENUESpielman Theatre
Time: 7.30pm
Ticket Price: Standard: £15 | Concession £13
Content Warning: Themes of suicide, drug use and swearing throughout.
Health warning: Moments of low level flickering light (no strobe).
